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Anonymous asked: china, if russia dissapeared, would you miss him? how would you feel?

Yao:  Something like that actually happened once, aru…

He told me he was dissolving.  He told me he might die.

I was so afraid, I held on for as long as I could.

After he left, not an hour went by when I didn’t think about him, aru.

He managed to survive and come back to me, but the uncertainty was almost suffocating. 

I never want anything like that to happen again, aru.

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Anonymous asked: Have you two ever had any funny moments because of cultural differences?

Yao:  Apparently one of the security guards introduced himself as “Zhui Hui.”  I didn’t understand why Ivan found it so funny until after he explained that apparently it mean something…very inappropriate in Russian…-sigh-

((“Zhui hui” is Russian translates to “Chew a dick”))

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belatrx asked: Yao, Does Ivan do anything crazy to you with his scarf?

Yao: He’s tied my wrists together before, aru…not the most comfortable thing in the world.  Although it could be worse.  He could have used handcuffs, aru.

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Anonymous asked: Wha your first time together like? When? (First question and already NSFW? :U)

Ivan:  It was amazing~

Yao:  No, it wasn’t, aru!  It really hurt!

Ivan:  That’s not what you told me that night.

Yao:  Stop! Please, aru!

Ivan:  I also remember that it was very cold…so you curled up against me, da?

Yao:…-face flushes red- Yes…that was…nice, aru…

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